10. Play hide and seek amid
maze of Congressional hallways.
9. New dress
code: replace business attire with jammies.
8. Go jogging
with the
president — NOT!
7. Leave trail
of blue
ribbons so friends can follow you from visit to visit.
6. We get a million
dollars for research each time someone says, "Kids get CFIDS!?!"
5. Inspire
new
Capitol Hill tradition: flatbacking.
4. Do hydrotherapy
in
the reflecting pool.
3. Take nap in
Lincoln
bedroom.
2. Use Big Macs
and
french fries as leverage to get meeting with the president.
1. Make CFIDS
unconstitutional.
