10. Make a valentine for your
favorite pharmacist using pink, red and white medications.
9. String Valentine’s
Day hearts on the Christmas tree you’ve neglected to take down.
8. Point Cupid
your two favorite doctors.
7. Crash your
Valentine’s Day party with gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, yeast-free
6. Form valentine
boxes from left-over medical packaging.
5. Give chocolates
your brother and watch him bounce off the walls.
4. Make special
Valentine’s Day candy: Take 1 oz. air, sprinkle generously with water and add
a heaping tablespoon of imagination.
3. Place unique
personal ad in local or school newspaper: "SF YPWC seeks SM YPWC or SOCK with
BMW for relaxing relationship. Must not involve mountain climbing, kayaking,
bungee jumping or weight training."
2. Special Valentine’s
Day wish: Your ER doctor suddenly looks like George